We make you laugh. You invite us for a Coke and Amazon for beer.
If you arrived to this page, chances are you are looking for two things: a free sample and some reviews to help you decide whether to part with your hard earned cash (wishful thinking, we know… too much Tinder, probably). We have got you covered:
It’s not easy to start a book… let alone finish it! And yet Tinder PRO-files is available for your purchasing pleasure courtesy of Amazon. However, we know what you are thinking… Before buying you want to know what your peers think about it. We believe this is fair enough. We have therefore gathered a small sample of our reviews, trying to avoid the pathetic attempt of presenting our book as something more than what it is: a solid 4 out of 5. surely no more, possibly no less. We would like to begin with some reviews that both surprised us and hurt us. We respect each and every one of our reader but we honestly think that in some cases the unjustified public shaming and the age of the reviewer should be taken into consideration.
“Stop publishing fantasy reviews of the book on your site, or we’ll get more than 65% off any of those you sell.”
As you can see, we are trying to be transparent, and show all points of views. However, we are human, and we are trying to sell you something, so let us brag a bit and show you what celebrities have said about us so far:
“Great book. I was extremely taken.”
“Wish I wrote this.”
“Now I know something.”
If that wasn’t enough, we also enjoyed some international success thanks to the free movement of files on the internet. Believe it or not, influential people read our book and found it inspiring and thoughtful. Some of them even wrote us privately: in order to preserve our reviewers’ identities for obvious political reasons, we will abstain from publishing their age as a respectful exception.
“A hack of a book. Couldn’t stop laughing. ”
“Hardly appropriate. Let’s Brexit these guys.”
“The bomb. I should write my own.”
Unlike on our personal Tinder profiles, we are not trying to showcase our very best: we really want you to get the big picture and make an informed choice by yourself. We asked some random readers we knew to give us a honest review: this is what came back, unedited.
“Now I know why you were so good with pick up lines…”
“I read this book before a date with a sapiosexual MILF, I am not a virgin anymore. Thank you.”
“It’s like 50 Shades of Tinder. But with ketchup.”
“I only read Facebook, don’t know what to do with this”
“That was my profile!”
Last but not least, the family. Confirming yet again that we are the solid 4 we promised in the beginning of this infomercial.