Where to swipe | THE TINDER HEIGHTISTS
Why height matters in the dating world: a quick look at the Tinder problem that tall girls and short guys dread the most through some funny profile and statistics.
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THE TINDER HEIGHTISTS

Why height matters in the dating world

 

Seeing so many profiles, we couldn’t help but notice how often men and women referred to their height. Despite popular belief, not every man on Tinder is over 6ft, and this seems to be a problem for a lot of ladies. It got so bad that many a man even resorts to lying about it. But be careful: being untruthful about how tall you are is only going to get back at you in the long run. What is more, most girls like to wear their high heels and even those who don’t will probably wear them for weddings, parties and nights out. Also, height can’t really be hidden by the dark and men’s shoes can only get you an extra inch at the most, so the truth is bound to come out. Just be honest! There are plenty of girls out there who are not very tall and, unlike Katy, prefer partners they can look at rather than up to.

Katy,21

If u aren’t at least 6’3 I am  not interested. Also short guys DO NOT stand next to tall guys in your Tinder pic. I’m 4 feet 11and 105 pounds and love my looks. Don’t waste my time by being boring, fat or short. Also no facial hair. Be tall, that’s the first thing women notice.

SHE HAS A FETISH FOR CAUSING BACK PROBLEMS

Often times, you can see men getting grumpy on their bios when mentioning how far they reach into the sky. Why are they so resentful? As this article spells out, girls who are tall often feel just as conscious as those who aren’t and this is main real reason behind women profiles making their height or height requirements explicit.

Erin,35

You are = You’re (not your) Please, no gym pics, no half naked pics, and yeah…we all like to travel. If you’re 5’10 or taller swipe to the right, because you’re right…height does matter 🙂

SHE LIKES TO TRAVEL WITH TALL PEOPLE
Louise,24

I don’t walk and text but I do am fluent in sarcasm. I guess I can’t hide that I’m 6’1, right? Before you comment on that, let me remind you that If you don’t like long legs, you’re gay 😉

SHE IS KIDDING. MAYBE.

Society is also pushing women to be skinnier, tinier and weaker than their men, who will protect them and watch over them through the hardships of life: when was the last time tall Jane saved short Tarzan (Game of Thrones fans chill please: Jamie is 6’2)? We all notice when we see a tall girl walking around next to a short guy, so cut the poor ladies some slack, they are not all heightdiggers looking to steal some inches from your gene pool!

Marvin,32

I am 5’8 taller than your shallowness, thank you.

YOU ARE WELCOME
Austin,26

I’m 6’1 since this info is vital in the Tinder world.

BASIC STATS: TALL
Bryan,36

About me essentials for your reading pleasure: – Tall enough for the shallow girls – Deep enough for the sapiosexual girls.

THE WHOLE PACKAGE
Aaron,29

As this seems to be important to you, I’m 6’4. Now my turn… Do you believe in fairy tales? Because I am a tall atheist.

YOUR MOVE

If you want or need to tackle the height issue, try to be creative, funny and witty instead, so that those who don’t put too much emphasis on height can start to get to know you with a hearty laugh

James,25

I have a savings account and a good paying job. What’s your favorite food? Really? That’s mine too! I blink a normal amount of times a day. I never give a half-assed back rub. I’m tall enough to reach things and will open any jar that gives you trouble.

HEIGHT? WHAT’S THAT?
Coby,24

Adventures are my thing! I can light our match as if I were Tinder myself, and need no drinks to make you laugh. Oh, and I’m 5’4 – I guess that doesn’t go unnoticed, like the magic tricks that I will treat you to during the date. I am a magician!

MAGIC&IRONY 1 – HEIGHT 0

Or perhaps just be weird, that often pays off on Tinder.

Malcom,29

Red hair, blue eyes, left-handed, I’m a fucking unicorn. I’m a transheightist, which means that even though, biologically, I’m 5’9, I identify as someone who’s 6’1. Please respect my identity and embrace my ginger nerdiness. Swipe left if you’re crazy. Swipe right to be dazzled by tv quotes.

WHERE… TO SWIPE?
Benjamin,22

Name may or may not be Benjamin. All my problems in life could be solved by a dog, so I don’t know why I haven’t gotten one yet. I sometimes make the bed. Honestly what’s the point if I’m just going to nap after lunch anyway? I don’t know how tall fu*k is, but apparently I’m as tall as it.

TALL A.F.

Once a liar, always a liar. A white lie about how tall you really are could compromise everything you say afterwards. Keep it short and sweet, and hope for the best.</>

Keith,22

5’7, or 5’8 on a warm day, so don’t act surprised when I come up short.

VARIABLE SIZE

And if you actually are tall, embrace your height. After all if the truth helps, why not letting it out there? After all, statistics don’t lie, and apparently anything over 5’11 will give you an advantage. So let them know 😉

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Patrick,26

I’m 6’4 so you could probably wear like 3 pairs of high heels on top of each other and still not have to worrying about being taller than me.

WHAT NOW?
John,25

6’6 for those who are into giants.

TINDER FETISHES

And finally, if everything else fails and you have had enough of battling inches as if they were love rivals, just use these dirty bombs:

Travis,46

I’m 5’9, but I tend to date girls taller than me. So if you don’t tower over me don’t even try to swipe right. How did that feel? I thought so.

THE AVENGER
Michael,27

If you get to ask me my height do I get to ask you your weight… Double standards! I’m 6’0 so don’t ask, I will give you sh*t.

GO AHEAD, BE HIS GUEST

 

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