Where to swipe | Good Tinder profile ideas and funny bios - Part 6
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PART 6

Scott,21

“11/10” – NY Times
“Best girth I’ve ever felt” – Gloria, 19
“He is soo smooth, like an egg; truly love at first swipe” – Tiffany, 18
“Scott is an astounding lad. From the way he walks to the way he talks. Would absolutely touch him” – Brad T, 53
“What if Scott was one of us!?” – woman who sings what if God was one of us, deceased
“I had a dream, about Scott.” – MLK
“I will name him, Jesus” – God, about me
“I will nickname him, Scott” – The Virgin Mary, signing me up on fb as a kid

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Andrew,22

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Such a sweet boy!”
– Anonymous elderly neighbor
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐ – “Dude is awesome & smells delicious”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #1
⭐️⭐️⭐⭐️️⭐️ – “Really like the last pic 😂”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #2
⭐️⭐️⭐⭐️️ – “He ordered me pizza and told me I was pretty”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #3
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “Better moves than Magic Mike”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #4

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Benjamin,27

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “Any girl would be lucky to have you”
– My grandma
⭐⭐⭐ – “You’re handsome, can you spare a dollar”
– Homeless man on street.
⭐⭐⭐ – “I lent him my shovel, I think he retired it…let me check…”
– Crazy neighbour
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “He makes a mean bowl of cereal!”
– Drunk roommate
Ladies: the testimonials don’t lie! Just saying…

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Savanah,22

A little known fact is that I cover 40% of Africa.

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Oscar,25

Not looking for anything serious, just marriage.

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Wendy,26

Your parents will love me, your neighbors won’t!

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Tyler,22

You should look both ways before you cross my mind. I am on Tinder probation.

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Tmmy,20

You Were Just About To Give Up, Then… BOOM!!!… You Ended Up On This Profile.

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Dan,33

I’d like to find someone who runs slower than me, in case a bear attacks. 5’11”

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Gary,40

My ideal date:
“I’ve been a very bad girl”, you say biting your lip. “I deserve to be punished”. Very well, I say, and proceed to install Windows 10 on your laptop.

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Neil,24

Beerolympics gold medalist, Game of Thrones enthusiast, mac and cheese extraordinaire
I pay for my own Netflix account therefore I guess you could say I’m financially stable

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Matthew,25

Humour: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Responsibility: ⭐️⭐️
Fitness: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Wit: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Emoji skills: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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