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PART 5

Remy,27

My perfect date night: I pick you up in my Honda Accord. You get in. There are candles in the car. You say: “Isn’t it dangerous?” and I reply “Yes, but I like danger.”
We go to your favourite restaurant, and we have a fantastic deal. We come outside to find my car is on fire. You say “Remy, your car is on fire! Aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say “No, I knew this way going to happen.”
And then I pull you close and kiss you. In front of my burning car.

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Billy,18

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “You’re a great guy”
– My best friend
⭐⭐ – “You’re… Kinda a nice guy?? ”
– The last person I talked to on Tinder
⭐ – “You are the pinnacle of mediocrity”
– My sister
⭐  – “My God you are terrible at this”
– My math T.A. last quarter

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Vivian,18

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “Girlfriend material.”
– Time Magazine
⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “Will make your mama proud.”
– Cosmopolitan
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – “Sexy, stylish and smart: 5 stars.”
– Elle
⭐⭐⭐
⭐ – “This chick could kick my ass in a heartbeat.”
– Chuck Norris

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Tyler,22

You’re probably going to swipe based on my appearance anyways so why are you bothering to read this? We all know I’m a goddamn 10.

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Kathrine,19

I used to be Miley Cyrus and now I’m your drunk aunt. My boss says I’m handy, my dad says I’m like the son he never had, my mom says I should move out again

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Will,23

Just trying to successfully elude the authorities and make it to work.
Interests: Illegal Adventures
Skills: Running, Shooting, Stealing, Dunking

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Chuck,22

I make diamonds using peer pressure alone

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Mark,24

6 feet tall, former virgin.

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Ryan,27

Sock matcher seeks same.

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Bradley,29

I’m brand new to Tinder. I am a Iraq veteran so take the time to thank me for my service by engaging in conversation with me. Just kidding I’m here to try to meet new people.

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Anne-Marie,29

As a child, she taught a chicken she owned to walk backwards. she said, “that was the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. it’s all been downhill from there.”

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Jimmy,33

I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realise I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.

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