Where to swipe | Good Tinder profile ideas and funny bios - Part 4
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PART 4

Edward,29

“Word…
Year One – A child was born
Year Two- Unknown
Year Three – Destroys a village
Year Four – Is taken by a creature into the mountains
Year Five – Kindergarten
Year Six – A brother is born, possible threat to mankind
Year Seven – Changes lives
Year Eight – Mother tries to slay son in fear of his power
Year Nine – Beats God in a game of Chess, receives the gift of Immortality
Year Ten – Is needed to save the world from Mother ran Apocalypse
Year Eleven – M.I.A.
Year Twelve – M.I.A
Year Thirteen – Sightings of the One’s return is whispered through Delaware County
Year Fourteen – Dragon Battle
Year Fifteen- All dragons are dead. Three are born. They call him daddy.
Year Sixteen – Learners Permit
Year seventeen – Graduation
From year eighteen and on an epic battle between good and evil has waged in the home of our hero, between Captain Awesome and the Sea Hag. I am the one who keeps this world safe from the Sea Hag, be thankful and be merry…”

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Marika,26

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐ – “Made me laugh and laugh and laugh”
– Tinder guy who’s now dating her BFF’s
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “So fun and the best listener”
– Best Friend
⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Never calls me back’
– Mom
⭐️⭐️ – “Stop texting with the excuse of a review”
– Random Tinder dude

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Jacob,24

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Who knew that there are still gentlemen in 2016?”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #1
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “…in bed”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #2
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Soccer players can last 90 minutes!!!”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #3
⭐️⭐️ – “Is this not a review for Chipotle?”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #4

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Zack,23

I’m generally a nice person except when I’m not.
I write at a 4th grade level but can read at a 5th grade level.
I’ve been called the songbird of my generation by myself.
I’m not a cheap person but you will be paying so it doesn’t matter.

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Sami,25

Honestly, I’m on Tinder to meet someone I can continuously have sex with without having a relationship. Not a fan of one night stands, or relationships. So if you want a girl to have a relationship with without being in a relationship… I’m your girl. If that makes sense… Thanks for choosing this profile to read while you’re pooping.

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Gabriel,36

A little about me: I’m a proud graduate of an online ninja academy. My friends might recommend me depending on who you talk to. I’m pretty straightforward when it comes to tacos. I would love to take a long walk on the beach, but what’s more awesome than that? Just sitting. I was trying to look cool in this pic: no luck so far.

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James,28

I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription.

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Evelyn,27

I’ll be the best 10 minute conversation you’ve ever had

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Chad,25

Supposedly way more understanding than your father

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Claire,27

Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?

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Miles,25

Occasionally I have pseudo deep thoughts like: I don’t have a dad bod. I’ve got a father figure.
I wonder if my dog actually likes me or just has Stockholm syndrome.
Instagram would be a much better name for a drug dealing app.
Do people with prosthetic legs get to choose their shoe size?

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Jack,32

My shirts are made out of boyfriend material; and when I am not saving kittens from trees I’m destroying Chuck Norris in a push up contest.

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