Where to swipe | Good Tinder profile ideas and funny bios - Part 3
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PART 3

Bill,21

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “A perfect gentleman”
– Anonymous Tinder woman
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Imagine listening to an audiobook of 50 Shades of Grey but narrated by Stephen Hawking.”
– Ex girlfriend
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Chemistry Nobel Prize winner but without stereotypes. Would recommend.”
– Ex best friend
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The swipe right that boosted my career.”
– Miss Massachusetts
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “I’ll give him 4 stars so he doesn’t look perfect and his profile won’t look like it was made up.”
– Anonymous bystander looking at my phone

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Philip,25

“You sort of look like Ryan Gosling if I squint my eyes”
– Tipsy date
“Such a handsome boy!”
– My mom
“You have great blood pressure”
– My doctor

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Ray,26

Reviews are in!
Critically acclaimed🏆,
“Pizza Daddy of the Year🍕”
– Some drunk girl💃🎉
“The Hero I need, not the Hero I deserve”
– Emilia Clarke🔥🐲

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Paula,22

Paula V 2.0 Tinder Edition
updates:
-minor bug fixes
-improved selection algorithm
-bikini pic added
performance enhancements:
-summer tan
-multilingual support

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Rachel,23

Voted TIME Magazine’s Cat Person of the Year 23 years running
“A pleasure to have in class” – every teacher from K to 12
“Cuter in person.” – Anonymous on a Tinder date
Let’s face it, I am quite a catch even without being a Pokemon!

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Jane,30

Here is a quick summary of my life:
Daddy issues
Rapidly declining self-esteem
Overly possessive and jealous
Drama Queen
Gold digger
I’m counting on your standards being lower than mine.

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Brendon,30

A Tom Brady doppelgänger who lacks a supermodel wife, money, a chiseled chin, and luscious locks of hair. Otherwise, I’m him in the form of an ugly, washed up athlete at the height of desperation with an online dating profile.

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Casey,26

At museums, I am allowed to touch the art. I once played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won. Mosquitoes refuse to bite me, purely out of respect. And my organ donation card lists my beard. I am, in fact, the world’s cutest white boy 😉

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Desiree,32

I don’t date much and I think I now know why. I’m learning that I need to get a puppy, join crossfit, sign up for sky diving lessons, and work less- to be in tune with today’s dating scene… Good thing I’m up for trying new things 🙂

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Amanda,23

Be my Swipe Charming: I’ll be your Tinderella.

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Jeremy,23

I try to be funny 90.3% of the time. Potty trained.

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Megan,24

Please Tinderfella, don’t be a Tinder nightmare.

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