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PART 2

Pete,41

Things you need to know about me: first off, if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she’s a drinker. Sex isn’t guaranteed after that. If I am interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren’t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I’m 6 feet & 4 inches. Those are two measurements.

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Victor,31

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “So sweet and handsome”
– Anonymous platonic female friend
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “He’s cool”
– Anonymous guy friend
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Smart, ambitious, and handsome, but he never helps me with technology!”
– My mom
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “My parents loved him”
– Anonymous Ex-Girlfriend

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Trevor,22

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “The perfect combination of hot and funny, I would definitely hang with him again!”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #1
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Very handsome”
– Anonymous Family member
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Best pick up lines around”
– Anonymous Tinder Woman #2
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I wish I could be more like him”
– Most Interesting Man In The World

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Connor,23

HELP! I’m lost in the woods!! I got this tinder, now I just need a great match to start a fire. It’s a matter of survival .

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Steffi,26

Woman seeks hostile man for mutual psychological torture, codependency and future divorce.

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Liam,27

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence.Because, if she doesn’t have that, she’s mine.

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Nathan,21

Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. 3 Tamagotchis. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they’ll stop thinking there’s something wrong with me.

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Abhi,30

*swipes left on a hot girl*
*swipes right on a crayon drawing of a dog*
*it’s a match*
*oh hell yeah*
I love weird Tinder

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Ron,32

So I had this wonderful idea of writing a book. A phone book. I am missing your number, please match me and write it to me. We’ll split the profits and live happily ever after.

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Todd,22

So you wanna date? Sorry… I only take applications to travel the world.

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Lisa,21

My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can get.

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Colin,22

If we matched my grandma probably picked you, she likes playing on Tinder.

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