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PART 1

Sean,23

“A truly amazing guy.” – The Boston Globe
“One of this generation’s most brilliant people.” -Mensa International
“Yo, have you seen this kid Netflix? He’s a PRO” – Netflix
“By far my favourite grandkid!” – My Grandma
“Humble as fu*k.” – Me

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Monica,20

β€œWould die for her again”- Jesus
“I would fu*k her but I wouldn’t fu*k with her.” ~ Batman
“She’s a Jedi side in the streets and a Sith in the sheets.” ~Kylo Ren
“She melts me.” ~The Winter Soldier Man
β€œI don’t hook up” ~Me

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Dan,28

My most recent date reviews:
🌟🌟🌟🌟 “Perfect date”
🌟🌟🌟🌟 “Made me laugh nonstop”
🌟🌟🌟 “He’s so dreamy”
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 β€œCouldn’t walk for a week”

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Patrick,27

Our First Date We’re at the zoo. I take us to the unicorns because unicorns are the fu*king tits. We’re obviously naked. The unicorns are about to get the show of their life. I press you up against the glass. It’s hot. It’s sweaty. It’s like sex in space with meteors and satellites dancing past us as time stands still. The closest unicorn looks at your ass against the glass. He looks at me. We lock eyes. He places his hoof on the glass. I place my fist. Respect.

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Annie,28

A few things you need to know:
1)I was voted “best resting bit*h face” in my graduating class.
2)I can speak and understand foreign languages when I’m drunk.
3)I love traveling- but so does every person with an online dating profile ever.
4)One time I accidentally ate chicken a**holes in Asia because I couldn’t read the menu, it was a low point. I should have drunk (see point 2)

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Richard,21

Grab me while you can as I will possibly get hit by a car playing Pokemon go
I’m not good looking enough to have a type, so you’re probably it.
It’s hard being a single mother when you’re a dude and have no kids.
I like to blankly stare at the Netflix menu and never pick anything to watch
I only date MMA fighters, but if you laugh at my jokes and keep good conversation I think I can be make an exception.

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Matt,23

If you like waking up to regret and disappointment then I’m the guy for you!

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TJ,28

I am a focused man with a goal in life: trying to see the world on groupon vacations

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Chris,25

America’s Golden Child. Also referred to as Black Chris. All shots taken on an iPhone 4

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Stuart,25

Supreme leader. Unsure about my hipster status. Occasional poet.

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Justine,28

I’m looking for a stay at home husband who cooks me dinner every night

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John,21

I am John. I’m a solid 9/10 in real life. If I was a liquid that’d be crazy.

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