Where to swipe | Crazy and creepy Tinder profiles - Part 4
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Favorite food: milksteak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: little green ghouls
Dislikes: people’s knees. Cover up your knees if you’re gonna be walking around.


Dead Inside. Played the game of thrones, still know nothing. Anti-Establishment, but Pro-Pizza. Punks not dead, cheesecake is neither cheese nor cake, but I think it is still awesome. Both sides of my bed are wrong, none is right. My humor is so dry people assume I’m thirsty. Did I mention I’m dead inside?


Horses are mind controlling aliens sent by the government I’m an active member of the holocaust denial museum and a proud suicide advocate. I’m God’s least favourite child. I eat sand sometimes. If your name is Steven and you fu*k your ex gf behind my back I hope you get decapitated.


DISCLAIMER ****** Genderqueer, not a woman ****** Into other folks all over the gender spectrum! Poly. Kinky. Comparing Harry Potter to Buffy is a good way to get into my pants. I talk to animals like an excitable 5 year old. I make pervy jokes like a teenage boy. I hang with cats, knit, drink tea, and complain about my aching joints like an old woman. I wear bow ties and drink scotch like a dapper old man. Gender norms are fun to fu*k with.


Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fu*k, And I met an old man in Thailand with a wooden co*k. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ man. There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine.


Born with the soul of a dragon, I must kill and absorb the souls of other dragons in order to use their powers. After joining the college of Winterhold, I have quested successfully and have risen to the rank of Archmage. My heritage allows me the ability to use stealth and enchanted daggers with deadly precision . I like to keep busy, so I side quested with the Dark Brotherhood and acquired my true soulmate, a demonic horse named Shadowmere.


Check out my fu*king cat Mr. Waffles! I would rather meet over a cup of coffee than chatting endlessly. Wouldn’t call myself superstitious, but I am a little stitous. Take Rec League soccer too seriously. I currently work on political campaigns. And yes, I hate talking politics, but I mean I still will though.


Im not any average person….im my own definition and cant be defined through words as only time can define me. Im down to earth and believe in curtship. No ONS so dont swipe right if that is what your looking for. Truly believe and trust in God but not religious. I do not give what i dont get back and I do not expect what I dont give.


“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” Battles katana-wielding monkeys in full body armor. Better than crossfit. Preparing for the eventual zombie outbreak. Peak accuracy is 67.7%, not cutting it. Looking for a partner to face the end of the world as we know it. Safety not guaranteed.


Fu*k nudes and innuendos. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I’m dealing with!!!


I like putting nuts in my mouth and you know, eating them… Not those nuts weirdo, think almonds.


I have a standing rule to explicitly follow any instructions given to me by my future self sent back through time into my present





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